I figured it out
Category: Internet

At first I was bewildered by the content of my spam. Advertisements for young college sluts, penis enlargements, Viagra pills, mortgages, and inkjet cartridges flooded my mailbox on a daily basis. I didn’t know that I needed these things. However, I thought about it. It turns out I do.

First, who doesn’t want young college sluts? Apparently, out on the Internet, there are tons of them. All you need is an outrageously large penis. The problem is that, once you have this incredibly large penis, you are going to need some extra oomph getting it up. There is just that much more to lift. Well, thank God for Viagra.

Well, you now are large and in-charge. You are beating these young college sluts off with a stick (an incredibly large one at that). But wait, you are going broke. You have just learned that it takes money to have a harem. Where will you get the money? The answer is sitting there in your inbox. You need to mortgage your house.

Flush with cash, you spend your days and nights servicing these women (They’re barely legal but they’re women) until you are just too tired to continue. All that’s left is to write your memoirs. If only you had ink jet cartridges….

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